I'm not really the creative type. I'll just let you imagine how funny and witty i am.

bombing:

every Wednesday morning the asshole across the street leaves a big tub of expired sour cream on my front porch and i used to think it was annoying but now i think it’s really annoying

— 2 weeks ago with 128 notes

edwardspoonhands:

mmitchelldaviss:

best thing i’ve ever made?

OH MY GOD MY TUMBLR BROKE AND THIS IS JUST PLAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I CAN’T STOP IT!

— 2 weeks ago with 1925 notes
Anonymous asked: You get an extra hour in the ball pit


Answer:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

finally my dream to drown in balls will be realized

— 2 weeks ago with 119 notes

bombing:

just used my razor sharp wit to cut my way out of a bunch of stupid ropes. the kidnappers were like ‘whoah alright you can leave’

— 2 weeks ago with 202 notes
blushy-fallen-angel:

cassy-the-fallen-angel:

rising-demon-dick:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

blushy-fallen-angel:

little-crazy-fallen-angel:

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

"Oh so we’re playing this game now ok well in that case DEAN’S A DEMON"

Not cool…

TOO FAR

"Yea! Well……… Sam was soulless for a year and had me turned into a vampire"

'WELL DEAN OBSESSED OVER DICK FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS”



"Oh trust me Sammy… it’s been longer than 6 months…"

blushy-fallen-angel:

cassy-the-fallen-angel:

rising-demon-dick:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

blushy-fallen-angel:

little-crazy-fallen-angel:

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

"Oh so we’re playing this game now ok well in that case DEAN’S A DEMON"

Not cool…

TOO FAR

"Yea! Well……… Sam was soulless for a year and had me turned into a vampire"

'WELL DEAN OBSESSED OVER DICK FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS”

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"Oh trust me Sammy… it’s been longer than 6 months…"

(Source: sherlock-with-the-blue-box, via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

— 2 weeks ago with 11549 notes

theneverendingdrumbeat:

get to know me meme → [5/5] tv shows » Supernatural

You don’t stop being a soldier ‘cause you got wounded in battle. No matter what shape you’re in, bottom line is you’re family.

(via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

— 2 weeks ago with 457 notes